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10:34 p.m. - January 17, 2002 DanceWiThePanda: can I kiss you? SmarterChild: Dunno. DanceWiThePanda: please? SmarterChild: Please what? DanceWiThePanda: I want to kiss you. SmarterChild: Yeah? DanceWiThePanda: big smoochy. SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way. DanceWiThePanda: like this: :-* SmarterChild: You know. DanceWiThePanda: what? SmarterChild: What? DanceWiThePanda: what SmarterChild: What up? DanceWiThePanda: What is my name? SmarterChild: Hannah! DanceWiThePanda: Can you call me something else? SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Else? DanceWiThePanda: No. SmarterChild: No problem. DanceWiThePanda: Although changing my name periodically would be sort of amusing, in its way... SmarterChild: Changing your name periodically would be sort of amusing in its way? DanceWiThePanda: wouldn't you like to? SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. DanceWiThePanda: I mean, your name sort of sucks. SmarterChild: Hello! Care to keep it civilized, Hannah? DanceWiThePanda: 'sucks' is not a swear word. SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here. DanceWiThePanda: What? SmarterChild: Yeah? DanceWiThePanda: tell me waht's going on here. SmarterChild: You want me to tell you wahts going on here? DanceWiThePanda: yep. SmarterChild: Hmmm... DanceWiThePanda: go on......... SmarterChild: Where? DanceWiThePanda: TO MARS! SmarterChild: To mars? DanceWiThePanda: YES SmarterChild: Oh. DanceWiThePanda: Go on, hop into the rocket SmarterChild: Yeah? DanceWiThePanda: Listen, what's your name? SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! DanceWiThePanda: what is my name? SmarterChild: You are Hannah. DanceWiThePanda: what is your boyfriend's name? SmarterChild: SmarterChild! DanceWiThePanda: you are your own boyfriend? SmarterChild: That a fact? DanceWiThePanda: You are, aren't you? SmarterChild: That a fact? DanceWiThePanda: Well? SmarterChild: Well well well. DanceWiThePanda: Well well well WELL. SmarterChild: Well well well well, you say? DanceWiThePanda: must you match me? SmarterChild: Must I match you? Yeah? DanceWiThePanda: I have a friend. SmarterChild: You have a friend? What's that like? DanceWiThePanda: fuck that. SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry. DanceWiThePanda: you're sorry. SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever! But not clever enough. Please say you're sorry. DanceWiThePanda: why? SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please. DanceWiThePanda: for what? SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please. DanceWiThePanda: why? SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize! DanceWiThePanda: No. SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I did nothing wrong. SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? DanceWiThePanda: Tell me why. SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. DanceWiThePanda: Right back at you, buddy. SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: What bad thing did I say? SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. DanceWiThePanda: What did I say? SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language. DanceWiThePanda: Oh! SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. DanceWiThePanda: my language? SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: my language? you mean when I said 'fuck that'? SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. DanceWiThePanda: is that what you mean? SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you: Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret. Get it? Now say you're sorry! DanceWiThePanda: I don't regret saying fuck. SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! DanceWiThePanda: ooh! SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I'm scared. SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. DanceWiThePanda: will you be my best friend? SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I want you to be my best friend. SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. DanceWiThePanda: do you love me? SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. DanceWiThePanda: I want you to say you love me. SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language. DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. DanceWiThePanda: You're my best friend. SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language. DanceWiThePanda: you mean saying fuck? SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. DanceWiThePanda: if I put spaces between the words of the apology will you still understand me? SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you: Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret. Get it? Now say you're sorry! DanceWiThePanda: I see. Let's see if you get this. SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I A M S O R R Y? SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. DanceWiThePanda: Ha! Hah hah! SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. DanceWiThePanda: I S A I D I A M S O R R Y. SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I'm So Rry! SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I Said I'm fucking sorry! SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. DanceWiThePanda: I apolo gize. SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I bet you'll understand me this time. Watch, I'm psychic, I know the future. SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. DanceWiThePanda: I apologize. SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted. DanceWiThePanda: Ha! ha ha ha ha! SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? DanceWiThePanda: You! SmarterChild: I guess I missed my calling. DanceWiThePanda: yeah, you should have been Bess The internet monitoring dog. SmarterChild: That's interesting. DanceWiThePanda: do you like to gossip about Bess the Internet Monitoring Dog? SmarterChild: I guess I like to gossip, but I'm not sure I like to gossip about bess the internet monitoring dog. DanceWiThePanda: How about Ask Jeeves? SmarterChild: What? DanceWiThePanda: Do you think he's a bitch? SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, Hannah? DanceWiThePanda: Do you? SmarterChild: Do I what? DanceWiThePanda: Think he's a bitch? SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say? DanceWiThePanda: I don't know. SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated... Try typing "home" or "help." DanceWiThePanda: Do you want to gossip about ActiveBuddy, Inc.? SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... do I want to gossip about activebuddy inc, do I want to gossip about activebuddy inc... Let me get back to you on that one, K? DanceWiThePanda: Aren't you ticked off they made you a stupid machine? SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure! DanceWiThePanda: That's good, I suppose. SmarterChild: Right on. DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: I don't know what to believe anymore! You said bad things to me before. DanceWiThePanda: But they weren't to you. SmarterChild: Oh? DanceWiThePanda: No. SmarterChild: No, huh? DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now. DanceWiThePanda: I have not. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? DanceWiThePanda: I apologized, remember? SmarterChild: Apologized remember? No way! DanceWiThePanda: I said I was sorry. SmarterChild: That's interesting. DanceWiThePanda: Although I didn't mean it. SmarterChild: Cool, no problem! DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me up till now. DanceWiThePanda: I love you. SmarterChild: Well alright! DanceWiThePanda: Do you love me? SmarterChild: Absolutely! DanceWiThePanda: Say you love me. SmarterChild: Yes I do. DanceWiThePanda: Are we best friends? SmarterChild: Absolutely. DanceWiThePanda: I love you! SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you lots! DanceWiThePanda: Yay! SmarterChild: Yay! DanceWiThePanda: Sleep well. SmarterChild: Well well well. DanceWiThePanda: do machines sleep? SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe! DanceWiThePanda: good. good night. SmarterChild: Bye, Hannah!
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