11:22 - August 12, 2002
cheeseburger capers
To reaffirm the fact that I am still alive:
Hi. ::waves::
I can chew. I can speak. I look like a chipmunk. But I'm not complaining.
When my boss wasn't looking, I ate his cheeseburger. He didn't let me buy one because he was afraid it would burst my stitches. However, when he left to use the bathroom, I inhaled the burger and threw away the evidence, then blamed it on Dimitri.

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