17:02 - Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2005
i wouldn't get any coffee
Apparently I do not have the voice of an ancient Egyptian, and were I to shout from the top of a pyramid, which is 400 meters tall, down to my slaves, to order them to bring me some coffee, they wouldn't hear me and I woudn't get any coffee.

Has anyone ever heard a better or more creative way to tell a quiet person to speak up?!

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